These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
"Petty Thoughts" becomes art. St. Louis native Jermaine Clark, @Xmaine, is making a name for himself in #Atlanta. Check him out w/ #SpritePourReports.
The immortal Bo Schembechler.
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